Brody Jenner may very well be a nice person with good values. Probably not, considering he’s done “The Hills” and “Bromance” with MTV. But still, for argument’s sake, let’s say he is a decent human being. His credentials include being the son of an Olympic hero and being the stepbrother to the Kardashian sisters. His resume, if he had one, would detail his experience as a model, socialite, and reality TV star.
So naturally he went to a party at the Playboy Mansion, where he met 2008 Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole. And now they’re dating and vacationing in Hawaii, presumably to get away from their stressful high-power jobs and finally relax a little. Good for them. They deserve it.
Sigh… I guess she’s probably more interested in getting a guy with his name tattooed on his ribs than someone with a college degree or an actual job, so I suppose they deserve each other. But still. These photos aren’t gonna lift anyone’s spirits any time soon.
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Sure. He may have be frolicking on the beach with a hot chick, but I just bought some deli meat at the 99 cent store that doesn’t expire until Friday. Checkmate!
On the plus side, that tattoo means he never has to worry about carrying his wallet.
Bouncer: ID, sir?
Brody: /lifts shirt
“this nature shit is beautiful and shit.”
“you are so sensitive.”
“I know. Check my ink. It says so.”
You’re a whore? ME TOOOOOOO!
“It’s not weird that you kind of remind me of my step sister if she was on crack, right? do you mind if i yell “Kim!!!” when i orgasm?”.
/loading revolver
//pointing at own temple
///watching people run out of my temple. L’chaim, motherfuckers.
i thought playmates only banged 2nd tier athletes and shitty comedians? where does this douche come into play?
What kind of asshole wears a belt to the beach?
I am a dumb Midwesterner, so excuse me if I am out of line
Why do people in California go to Hawaii for vaction? Isnt that like someone from Indiana going to a motel 8 that has free cable and a pool, in Iowa in order to decompress a little?
@Crabapple — it’s more like living in Indiana and going to a five-star hotel in Chicago. Hawaii’s pretty great.
how exactly do I switch the safety off?