In case you’re not up to speed on girls that nerds love, Olivia Munn is the co-host of G4TV’s “Attack of the Show,” where her antics — like deep-throating a hot dog and everything in the video below — have given the show immense credibility among lonely masturbators. But that could all come to an end if… the Christians have their way!!! From the compellingly named (update: and possibly satirical?) Christwire.org:
This female acts like she is into gaming, cartoons and nerds. What she is doing is, using this wool [hee hee! -Ed.] to lure young men into watching her and then she starts using her devil powers to expose them to breasts, uncovers legs, mouth sex acts, sexual suggestions and other unholy things.
Even her website is full of scum and sin. She posts photos of her half naked and posts videos partaking in simulated sexual acts. On her “blog” she tries to act like she is an every women, who loves regular men. We all know she is using this on youth to gain ratings and to drive traffic to her website, when in reality she is doing drugs with her high dollar pimps.
Oh, Christwire, you make me [sic]. But the best part of the complaint is its introduction to an embedded video: “Here is one of her sin marinated videos, entitled ‘Talk Dirty’.” Mmmmm…. sin marination. Delicious. Just watch out for the special sauce.
(eternal thanks to Vince for the tip)
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Once again, conservative Christians do me the favor of pointing my attention to something I never would have otherwise seen.
They always direct me to the cool shit. Does the Religious Right have any good recommendations for martial arts films?
Um…you no that website is satirical, right? Surely you, of all people, can tell that?
um, know. Sorry.
Well, I’ll take your word for it, Joel. But no, I could not discern that. Go ahead and douse me with the can of paint reserved for rubes.
What’s worse? That this is a fake Christian group complaining? Or that it is so believable that a Christian group would be complaining about shit like this?
Parody can only get so close to the original before it becomes frightening.
Mouth Sex Acts is the name of my next album
“Mouth Sex Acts” by Sin Marinated is one of the best post-rock space thrash albums of the past five years.
Aaaaarrggghhhh stupid website not streaming in the UK! We Brits have as much right to see hot women doing hot things as perverts in the USA!
Sorry. Didn’t mean to be a smartass, but if you look a little deeper, it becomes obvious. Love the new blog. You’ve left with leather in (semi) capable hands.
I’ve never heard of Olivia Munn before this moment. This is a good moment.
Bring on the unholy things
/makes devil horns and yells
/throat is dry so takes a sip of water
The fakeness of the site wasn’t immediately obvious, but pretty close. Too bad about the site being idiotic. Elaborate lies are less infuriating when they’re funny!
I’m sure i went to high school with Olivia Munn…. or an ass that closely resembled Olivia Munn’s… Was never one for faces.
I would double marinate Olivia. From both sides.
yes, it’s a God-given right; inalienable and critical in the pursuit of happiness. In fact, I think it’s illegal in the states for hot women to refrain from doing hot things on camera…. the 69th amendment or something..
Munn > Miller
yeah, i said it.
not impressed.
i love the christianists. by condemning her, they made her hotter.
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at mixedmate.c0m which is a niche interracial dating site for all singles. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it.
The world needs women like Olivia Munn on television. It allows a creative outlet for the aggressions of said lonely masturbators who would otherwise compulsively stare at similarly sluttish women in public, constantly whine about how they’re not a monster and deserve a girl like that, and eventually snap and shoot up their high school cafateria or local shopping mall.
The lives she’s potentially saved, of course, means nothing to the Christo-facists. Why do they hate America?
My semen has been marinating in my belly button all morning thanks to Olivia.
You can sin all you want, all you have to do is repent or confess and the slate is clean.
stick it up ur azz god lover!! olivia rulez