Following the news that Lauren Conrad will not return for another season of MTV’s “The Hills,” co-star and semi-friend Audrina Patridge has likewise flown the coop, signing with Mark Burnett (“Survivor”) to star in her own reality show. Yay.
Burnett’s proposed new series will follow Patridge’s personal and professional life. The show will be pitched to networks starting next week.
“We are truly pleased to have the chance to work with Audrina,” Burnett said. “She has already proved her star quality, and we can’t wait to show her fans worldwide the next stage of her life and career.”
Wow, I can’t wait to get the inside scoop on Audrina’s professional life. She’s such a fascinating businesswoman. Like, some days, she only gets photographed by the paparazzi, but on other days, she gets photographed by paparazzi on her way to a professional photo shoot. How does she do it?
(Does anyone else think her face looks like a chipmunk’s? It’s like those Looney Toons where Bugs Bunny dressed up as a woman. Like, I know the face looks like an animal, but I still can’t help but think that the hair and body are really sexy.)
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Love is a light switch away
She looks like every other good to look at girl that I didn’t sleep with in college and my roaring 20′s. Attractive? Yes. Cut off my pinkie toe for? No.
I can’t wait to not find out what happens to her; but my guess is she’ll end up in softcore. OK, so that’s not a guess so much as it is a wish. Details, details, details.
Her tits look like they’re mad at each other.
Someone I’ve never heard of on a show I’d never watch doing something I don’t care about? Do tell more!
As one of the few straight men on earth who watches the Hills, I can firmly say that this girl is about as interesting as a bag of hair, and roughly as intelligent, if she can get a reality show, I demand one of my own
I agree with Brendon’s assessment – it looks like she’s wearing her eyes upside down.
She can leave The Hills, but those hills will never leave her.
Obligatory tit pics [www.audrinapatridgenude.com]
Reality show pitch: Audrina Patridge, wait for it, reads about herself in tabloid magazines every week, while being filmed. I think I just gave myself a nose bleed.
It’s funny that she’s attending a 3M event, because when i think about her my post-its get damned sticky.
I think most folks will mirror my sentiments ([squareeyes.blinkx.com]) in saying this is gonna be boring as hell. I can’t think of anything more snoozy than Audrina doing things. Daily life things, fun things, any things.
This is the first time in my life I’ve missed Heidi and Spencer.