I come to you today, dear readers, as a lowly blogger — a man unworthy to present this majestic piece of artistic perfection. And though I am burdened with a message for which I haven’t the right words, I must trudge forth and introduce this clip all the same.
This is, quite simply, the greatest security footage in the history of mankind. No exceptions. I dare only describe it as: Drunk man breaks into liquor store. Hilarity ensues. May it touch your soul and lift your spirits the same way it has mine.
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That magnificent bastard deserves his own show. He looks kind of indestructible.
That. Was. Awesome.
Although, I have to ask; how is it that he didn’t break his neck when he landed on his head?
Almost as funny as the first time I saw it eighteen months ago.
Better bloggers, please.
Now wipe them Cheetos off the keyboard, Jimbee.
Jimbee is not impressed. Neither is his mom though – she asked him two times to clean up his room!
/gives Jimbee the 1st Annual “Seriously? You’re bitching about a blog post?” Award
Aw man that was great! LOL I would like to see it at full speed with that Benny Hill music! Now THAT would be funny.
My back hurts just seeing him hit those bottles!
Thank you for making me smile today.
Wow! A stupid, black thief! Whats next? Cold snow?
I know that sad fellow, his name is Floridiancrew a.k.a. Flroidiot
know that sad fellow, his name is Floridiancrew a.k.a. Floridiot
*chants* His name is Floridiancrew a.k.a. Floridiot
@Jimbee: Please have mercy on the rest of us who haven’t had the time to see every video on the interwebs. Things like a job, or having sex, can get in the way of being as awesome as you.
@nana: I get it…black guys are stupid! Ha! Which Improv will you be featured at next month? I want to get my tickets early!!!
I thought this was awesome until Jimbee told me it was old. Now I don’t enjoy it at all.
Oh hai, welcome to the fuckin internet.
I love the delay between when the ladder falls over, and he comes crashing down onto the shelf. Almost as if he was suspended in the air momentarily.
OOOoooOOOOoohhhhhh Floridouche…honeynoy..i’ll wait 4 U my cyberlove!!
@Jimbee and assorted H8RZZZ –
Some of us had JOBS before becoming TV bloggers, you know. Like being a sports blogger. (I see your awareness of a single great viral video and raise my encyclopedic knowledge of every skateboarding accident and sports-related nut shot on the Internet.)
I did the same thing but I was breaking in to steal tampons. Luckily i had my boogie board on my back (I bring it everywhere) and it helped break my fall.
I wasn’t drunk when I fell. I huff paint and glue. I wish my mom made enough money to buy me crack instead.
i love this video.
we’ve all been there
this shit is soooo fucking old.
Cap’n
Your Internets are old. Please update.
Sincerely,
Fuckfaces
That makes my back hurt
Is that a scene from Ocean’s 0.11?
This is fucking awesome. My favorite moment is actually at the end when he gets pissed off at the security camera, throws a bottle at it from 2 feet away, and misses.
How did he not completely cut himself to ribbons when he torpedoed the shelf though?
Funnier without sound.
If James Bond movies were real, this is how most of the missions would end.
Here ya go “Bon”:
[james.nerdiphythesoul.com]
Saw this like a year ago. Live in the now! Has anyone seen this? [www.youtube.com]
That poor animal somebody needs to shoot it.
I love Warming Glow, but the naysayers are in the right on this one. This is like dedicating a post to The Star Wars Kid, or Numa Numa.
I can see your next post already: “Hey guys, have you seen this video? It’s called dramatic chipmunk, but he’s not even a chipmunk! LOL!”
Photoshopped.
Anyone notice he takes off his pants half way through?
As a married and employed 32 year old man, I visit espn, si, cnn, netflix, with leather, and warming glow. A grand total of 30 minutes a day, tops. So this shit is new to me, and funny.
So to swarmy internet nerds living in moms basement……fuck off. Comic book guy called and said he wants his act back.
PS – I don’t know what Twittering shit is, but it sounds super fucking gay.
Jimbee, dont make me tell you a third time!! clean up that room
Well I have a job, a satisfied wife, three kids, run a business in my spare time and usually only use the internet to look up porn but even I have seen this about 10 times. Still funny though…
Hi Mike!
whatcha wearin?
Sorry, how does a drunk alooholic falling and hurting himself “lift your spirits”?