Notorious turdsmith Brett Ratner will direct a new FOX comedy starring Scott Caan called “Cop House,” a show that I feel desperately needs an exclamation point. Cop House! See?
On “House,” set at a halfway house for troubled cops, Paradigm-repped Caan will play a champion marksman who suffered a nervous breakdown after his wife left him for his sister.
Also cast in the pilot is Curtiss I’Cook as an intense cop prone to random, violent outbursts.
Hilarity ensues!
Who could have thought that Brett Ratner would pair two cops of different races together for side-splitting results? And don’t forget the gratuitous lesbian subplot! Ratner, you genius! You’ve done it again! Your finest masterpiece since Rush Hour 3!
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I’d prefer Police Cops myself.
Are the lesbians hot? That’s really all I need to know.
Does anybody remember Dr Phil’s “House of Hate”? Fox needs to pick that up and add booze and knives.
I don’t care how you spell it buddy, your name is Curtis Cook
From the network that brought you House, comes Cop House.
I bet he was dying to call himself Cutlass Cook but thought that seemed to gay pornstarish.
Even money says Caan’s character, at some point, gets a blow job from a tranny, figures it out midway though, and decides to go with it.
Who hasn’t been there.
This should be at least as good as “Cop Rock”
I would actually like to see HOUSE p.d.
Basically Dr. House gets a new job as a snarky, but genius, detective who must solve a new crime every week.
Just how fucking hot would it be if your wife left you for your sister?
Eh… I mean… what?
Whatever as long as she leaves.
Not to be confused with the other new Fox show ‘House: Cop’ in which a brilliant but moody and anti-social detective with a limp solves crimes with his team of younger detectives.
It’s like on the Simpson’s where they are watching the “new fall lineup” and its peppered with these awful shows like, “Don’t Go There” and “Talk to the Hand.” Cop House sounds like something that belongs in that company.
Vomit, where is thy sting?