“Is this a holy image… or a bucket of filth???”
We’ve all seen the “Image of Jesus/Virgin Mary on the window pane/toast/spilled bacon grease” story on the news 
before, but this montage of news clips covering variations of that story is staggering in its depth, organization, and general all-around awesomeness. And think: all of these clips are from 2008 alone. That’s a LOT of Jesus crammed onto toast and Cheetohs in one year.
Bravo to Everything is Terrible, the creators of this compilation. I see Jesus in the fine work that they do over there. Of course, when I see Him, He’s always riding a dinosaur and making out with another guy. For whatever reason my religious visions never really catch on.
[via Videogum]
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jesus is purple and resides in minnesota.
It’s a bucket of filth, you inbred, ignorant, slack-jawed, unable to comprehend randomness, Darwinism-denying half wits.
Sorry, I just cannot fucking stand people like this. Moving along.
I’m somewhat skeptical.