Dammmmn girl! The Today Show done got all SEXAY!
Yes, what NBC’s morning viewers got treated to yesterday was the Today crew painting nude models. Well, they were painting canvases, but you get my point. And Ann Curry and Matt Lauer were all shy about drawing junk. But not Al Roker. Al Roker’s painting was ALL junk. He’s all, “Oh yeah, I painted the junk GOOD. Check it out.”
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The model’s junk then told Matt Lauer to just paint it and stop being glib.
This would be much sexier if by “paint” you meant “electrocute”.
My neighbor caught me looking through the bathroom window. I told her I was just painting. It worked! She’s retarded but whatever.