Paula Abdul has repeatedly denied that she has ever had any kind of problem with booze or drugs or pills or you name it. And how can we NOT believe her when she’s so clear-eyed and sharp-minded on QVC? My goodness, is she selling something or addressing the United Nations? Is this QVC or C-SPAN?? I can hardly tell!
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It usually takes me eight beers and half a bottle of Jack to get as sober as Paula.
I’ve got your simulated pearl necklace right here.
Paula, honey. Who is your dealer? Pleeeeease let us know.
I like that bitch. She’d be fun to party with.
Her sloppy comatose blowjobs are the things of legends.