This May, Canadian pay-per-view will air a four-part series called “Pole Position Quebec,” in which 30 of Quebec’s finest exotic dancers will compete for… ummm… the title of “Best Stripper in Quebec,” I suppose. It’s the kind of accolade a girl can use to finally gain acceptance from her parents, if they hadn’t abused her and died in a trailer fire when she ran away at sixteen.
The ladies vying for the “Pole Position Quebec” title duelled in 20 events. Details of the contests are guarded secrets, but the showdowns included strip-club classics such as pole and lap dances…
Along with provincial bragging rights, the winner earns a trip to a southern destination and several other prizes.
Best of all, the show’s host is Anne-Marie Losique (pictured above), who achieved Internet fame in 2004 for her “interview” with Ben Affleck in which she sat on his lap and giggled while he talked about her breasts in a French accent. It was his finest performance that year (Granted, its only competition was Jersey Girl and Surviving Christmas). Video of Losique’s disarming journalistic skills below.
“These breasts are very firm. Suspeeshisly firm.”
I want more like this!
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