Megan Hauserman, the reality show vixen* lovingly rendered in this tattoo, is suing Sharon Osbourne for an altercation that happened in December while filming the “Rock of Love Charm School” reunion special. (As you may recall, viewer nostalgia ran so high when “Rock of Love Charm School” ended that VH1 had no choice but to do a reunion.) (That was a lie.)
Megan Hauserman’s suit filed Monday in Los Angeles claims battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress. She seeks a jury trial and punitive damages… The suit claims Osbourne hit Hauserman, pulled her hair and scratched her.
You can watch the confrontation here. Basically, Osbourne said Hauserman should get spayed (true), Hauserman returned the sentiment (true) and added that Osbourne is only famous because of Ozzy (also true). Then Sharon threw a drink on her, security intervened, and everyone in the studio acted as if Sharon just liberated Vichy France from the Nazis. It was, as VH1 called it at the time, “Sunday.”
*skank
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being famous because you’re the wife of Ozzy Osbourne > being quasi famous for getting rejected by Bret Michaels
How about a class action suit against Sharon Osbourne for being a c*nt? Wait, that’s still not illegal in this country, is it?
Dear Diary,
Today I agreed with and took the side of Megan Hauserman. Things are looking up.
p.s. the vh1 video player required age verification. The first year of birth offered was 2007 – y’know, in case those smart babies are watching online.
I hate skillet-faces.
Hauserman? I dont’ even KNOW her, man.
That’s ok, I’ll show myself out
/knocks over a lamp
In 1989 during the peak of his drug/alcohol period, Ozzy attemped to strangle Sharon….he really, really should have finished the job.