In what can only be an elaborate prank, TV Guide has named Eva Longoria-Parker television’s sexiest female star, and will put her on the cover next week of the March 26 issue. Yeah man, I don’t get it, either.
Parker was honored, yet floored, by the vote, considering her character Gaby has looked so frumpy on the show this season. “I think the timing for this is pretty funny actually, but also really great,” Longoria Parker told TV Guide.[...]
On “sexy,” according to her favorite Spur. “My husband (three-time NBA champ Tony Parker) thinks I’m at my sexiest the first thing in the morning. He says looking over at me as I’m waking up is his favorite thing — and how can a girl not love that?”
Oh yeah, she’s a real angel without makeup. Just a real natural beauty.
I can think of about 100 different women that would be a better choice than her, starting with anyone else. Literally anyone else. I would take my chance that any woman on television selected at random would be sexier than Eva Longoria-Parker. There aren’t that many fatties on TV.
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Sweet baby Jebus! There are some things you can’t unsee.
How is it that famous people manage to look so hot when they’re made-up and so brutal when they’re not. Forget a random television star, I bet if you photographed a random woman on the street, she would look better than Swamp Thing up there.
I’ve seen 4 AM psychic hotline infomercial hosts hotter than her
Pic on the right: Militant Jack O Lantern.
Tony Parker unknowingly married Zach de la Rocha.
That’s surely a fact! I’ve gotta hit that FABOLOUS line to this fact.: “NICE!”
What! Y’all are trippin. Nobody, I mean NOBODY looks good all the time. There isnt a woman that has always taken a good pic. These type of pics are suppose to look hideous. Thats the point, the contrast. I bet you no one on here has a chic that at there worst, looks better than that woman! Y’all MF’s trippin hard, lighten up!