“America’s Funniest Home Videos” is written for and tailored to six-year-olds and the functionally retarded, but there’s no denying that they actually get a lot of videos that are worthy of a viral existence here on the Internet. As you can see by Chester, the dog that has a marathon pee while walking on his two forelegs, which “earned” his owners the $100,000 prize. Oh sure, but when I do it all I get is a summons. Equally unfair: how come dogs are the only ones that get to wear sweaters and no pants?
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“when I do it all I get is a summons.”
– All I get is cornea damage and bad breath. Touche.
Equally unfair: how come dogs are the only ones that get to wear sweaters and no pants?
Tell me about it. Apparently, if you try to dress up as Donald Duck for Halloween and faithfully stick to the clothing he wore, you get arrested as a perv.
Mickey Rourke just fell in love.
Not so much house-trained as circus-trained. I think that mutt’s overcompensating for something.
I didn’t win anything the last time I cam-corded peeing.
Unless handcuffs are a prize.