I’ve got fond memories of Victoria Jackson. In the early ’90s, she’s what passed for “the attractive one” on the cast of ‘Saturday Night Live.” She left the show and disappeared into the ether of our nostalgia.
And then this happened. Jackson went on Fox News, and… wow. Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and Sean Hannity should run the country. Barack Obama is a communist. And the Bible — she didn’t even get a chance to talk about the Bible!
This is one of those things, like Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career, where it’s so crazy that you want/have to believe that it’s performance art. But I dunno, man — her eyes. She’s got the crazy eyes. Dead and lifeless. Kinda sexy, if you’re into that sort of thing. (And I am.)
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she’s what passed for “the attractive one” on the cast of ‘Saturday Night Live.”
Talk about being a big, ugly fish in a small, uglier pond…
Man, that’s like 75-cats-in-a-single-wide crazy.
I knew that a black president was going to bring some loonies out of hiding, but DAAAAA-UM!
The first and only time when someone saying “Larry the Cable Guy straight ahead” signaled an uptick in the intelligence of the conversation.
I love how she’s worried that Obama’s tax plans are going to effect her. On what fucking planet is this ditz pulling down over $250,000 a year? I’d be stunned if she’d netted that in the past two decades.
You have to feel sorry for the handful of Republicans who actually have a brain. With this chick, Joe the Not Plumber, Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin as the anointed voices of their party, it’s got to feel like the special ed class has taken control of the school.
Wowzers. Even the conservative asshole next to her knew this was gonna be a doozy
“You have to feel sorry for the handful of Republicans who actually have a brain. With this chick, Joe the Not Plumber, Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin as the anointed voices of their party, it’s got to feel like the special ed class has taken control of the school.”
Yeah, I’m sure the smart Democrats are beaming with pride to have Rosie O’Donnell, Al Franken, Nancy Pelosi, and Joe Biden in their corner.
Yeah, I’m sure the smart Democrats are beaming with pride to have Rosie O’Donnell, Al Franken, Nancy Pelosi, and Joe Biden in their corner.
With the exception of Rosie O’Donnell — and where, exactly, has she been touted as a Democratic voice? — yeah, I’m proud to have all three of those in my corner. Unlike the conservatives I named, they’re not mouthbreathing retards.
Joe Biden told a war-vet in a wheelchair “stand up, let people see you.” He also thought FDR was the president when the stock market crashed.
Oh yeah, he is brilliant.
That’s all you’ve got? Seriously? Biden called out the name of a guy at a rally, told him to stand up, and then saw he was in a wheelchair? That certainly makes him as stupid as Palin then.
My condolences on the death of your political party, Republicans. At least you’ve finally seen the proof of Darwinian survival of the fittest. Hard to deny evolution anymore when you’re dying off like the fucking dodo.
After that segment ended, Wayne and Garth performed a mercy killing on Jackson, Boondock Saints style.
hahahaah Mercury Morris’s Specs, you have me crackin up on that one!!!!! this bitch is crazy! i guess when you fal out of the spotlight you will try just about anything to get back in