Big-time star Audrina Patridge took time out of her busy schedule yesterday to break out her finest strapless catsuit and unveil her new PETA billboard in Los Angeles. And for a second I thought that it was the first PETA ad that I didn’t find in some way objectionable. Usually they’re all, “I’d rather watch my parents die than wear fur,” but this one is just promoting the adoption of pets from animal shelters. And I’m cool with that. Or at least I was until I caught the words at the bottom:
BUYING ANIMALS
MEANS KILLING ANIMALS
Why’s it always gotta be about killing with those people? So preachy. Don’t wear fur, don’t eat meat, don’t bet $10,000 on illegal dog fights, don’t taser cats for fun, don’t throw chihuahuas like footballs, don’t shoot pigeons with paintballs, don’t go hunting at the zoo, blah blah blah. It’s like, gosh! Leave me alone. It’s called an elephant gun for a reason, you know.
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I’m confused about what she’s wearing… it’s like, “I’m going to work in the mine, but I’m going to look big chested doing it”
I hate to be the asshole who tries to tell M-Uff how to do his job, but the only reason there should ever be back-to-back posts about people from “The Hills” is if one of them gets murdered, and then fifteen minutes later across town, another one of them gets murdered. Will the cops be able to catch this deranged psychopath before he strikes again? Or will the entire city rise up and distract the cops to give him the time he needs to finish the job?
You didn’t hear the Cap’n is gay?
I’d adopt her as my pet.
Sure. Give us Igor Kardashian naked, and this girl in clothes. That’s fair.
good timing there Audrina, yesterday there was a report that said Peta killed 2124 animals last year while only adopting out 7.
Yeah, 7, like Audrina’s IQ.
I’m not a fan of PETA, but they do have good reason to euthanize animals. (Warning: nightmare fuel pictures.)
[blog.peta.org]
I doubt all 2124 out of 2131 had dogfacecancer. I do know there is good reasons to euthanize animals – I had to put down one of our family’s cats last year, but PETA has a pretty horrible track record over the last ten years. Seriously, they adopted out 7 animals out of over 2 freaking thousand last year. You have to work to be that bad.
Say what you will about the Hills and PETA but that bitch is hot…