Halle Berry went on “Ellen” yesterday to promote her new fragrance — because what woman wouldn’t want to smell like Halle Berry? — and Ellen made her dance to Hurricane Chris’s “She’s Fine (Halle Berry),” which is apparently some sort of YouTube sensation. I haven’t really heard of it before now, because the only music I listen to is Mozart, jazz recorded before 1965, alt-country rejected by the Nashville establishment, and bands that fewer than 100 people have heard of. Look at me, I’m a fancy boy! I can get my nose higher than you!
Videos below: Halle Berry shaking her ass, and the official video for “She’s Fine.”
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I wouldn’t fuck Halle Berry with Ellen DeGeneris’ dick. Because I’d want to use my own, you see.
Halle Berry, one of the hottest women alive. When she tries to be hot though, she is wholly unappealing, as evidenced by that clip, as well as the movie Catwoman.
When I said I wanted to see Halle Berry grind with a lesbian, this is not what I meant.
I bet Ellen’s 6 inch clit was hard during this.
Damn this woman gets finer with age. Like a fine wine
Get it? A berry getting old and turning into wine, which gets better with age. Get it?
I’ve met Halle Berry and she is DAMN fine.