Halle Berry went on “Ellen” yesterday to promote her new fragrance — because what woman wouldn’t want to smell like Halle Berry? — and Ellen made her dance to Hurricane Chris’s “She’s Fine (Halle Berry),” which is apparently some sort of YouTube sensation. I haven’t really heard of it before now, because the only music I listen to is Mozart, jazz recorded before 1965, alt-country rejected by the Nashville establishment, and bands that fewer than 100 people have heard of. Look at me, I’m a fancy boy! I can get my nose higher than you!
Videos below: Halle Berry shaking her ass, and the official video for “She’s Fine.”