There is one constant in my life, and that is the simultaneous terror and excitement I get right before I see something that was created in Japan. And in that regard, this commercial doesn’t disappoint.
Let’s go through the plot: two men in suits get out of a car to pee on the side of the road. Then a fire starts, because one of the men threw his lit cigarette into dry brush. So they try to pee the fire out, to no avail. Then they try to beat the flames down with various objects like their coats and a log (Really? A log?), which backfires when the log hits the gentleman in the head, causing blood to spray out of his forehead. He then PUTS THE FIRE OUT WITH BLOOD SPRAYING FROM HIS FOREHEAD, and the lesson is that it’s highly unusual for high blood pressure to be a good thing. Then some more blood shoots out of his forehead. Annnnnnnnd scene.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet, the guy from “Chuck” said you should get your fat kids to exercise. America sucks.
I want more like this!
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