Justin Timberlake was a guest on the late-night SportsCenter last night, and of course the stupid handsome jerk was charismatic and charming. It’s not enough for him to be really talented and stylish and have sex with the hottest girls on the planet, he also knows a lot about sports. It’s not just that I can’t credibly insinuate that he’s a closeted homosexual, it’s that I don’t want to. Damn you, Timberlake! STOP BEING SO LIKABLE!!!!
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(struggling to find something mean or snarky to say about him.)
(Yeah, I’ve got nothing.)
wait, I got it:
TimberLAKE? More like TimeberJERK.
nope, I don’t got it.
This guy should be blowing Timberland every night. Just like he did to Lou Perlman.
Love your popcorn, Mr. Redenbacher!
Likeable? Yes. Handsome? About as handsome as a nutsack. (Mine is not good looking).
Not to be a fussy Freddie, but doesn’t this belong on WL?
WWSM: The correct answer is Justin TimberLAME! Timberlame. The board is still yours. Choose another category.
It was on TV. It belongs on Warming Glow.
It’s about sports. It could be on With Leather.
I hope that didn’t implode your world.
I never really had any feelings towards Timberlake except for a grudging respect (Brittany Spears at her peak AND Jessica Biel? Come on.) but then I read a quote where he talked about using a surfboard as a prop to pick up girls on the beach and he became dead to me.
Um, I think this post credibly insinuates YOU are a closet homosexual. Stop watching Dick in a Box on repeat and crucify this pretty-boy fuck.
just when i thought i would never agree with you after your umpteenth “Wire” plug, i could not agree more when it comes to justin timberlake. i wanted to hate him. i mean NSYNC for shit sakes BUT he’s just too likeable
he’s everything thats wrong with pop culture, and I love him, curse you timberlake! you and your funny SNL sketches (the ashton kutcher one gets me every time)
Um, I think this post credibly insinuates YOU are a closet homosexual.
That may be the first time an internet commenter has ever called a blog’s author gay. You, sir, are a true pioneer.
Matt, as a pioneer, do you picture him like chopping wood and stuff?
wait, I got it:
TimberLAKE? More like TimeberJERK.
nope, I don’t got it.
Oh, oh, oh! Here it is:
Remember when you had sex with Christina Aguilera just to piss off Britney Spears? Well, that was hurtful and inconsiderate.
And awesome.
[hangs head in shame]