Salma Hayek and her magnificent rack have been in the news a lot recently, from spicing up “30 Rock” (pictured) to nourishing lucky African babies. Now — in what is suspected to be the first-ever trifecta news cycle to unite an NBC sitcom, African babies, and Prince — the Purple Pride of Minnesota has written a song about Hayek.
The track is entitled ‘Valentina’, which is also the name of Hayek‘s daughter with French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault.
The song features the following lyrics: “Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call/ When she get tired of runnin’ after you down the hall/And she’s all worn out from those late-night feedings/and she’s ready for another rock and roll meeting“.
I won’t lie to you: there’s barely anything relevant here, and certainly nothing funny. The point of this story is Salma Hayek’s boobs. And look, there they are, right at the top of the post. Ta-da! Great story, Warming Glow!
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On Good Friday, I can’t think of anything more relevant than Salma Hayek’s rack
So no mention of MTV’s “The State” finally getting a release date? Am I the only one who cares about that? I am? Oh….carry on then.
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Hayek’s glorious clevage makes my penis sneeze.
Sir Mix-Alot also wrote a song for her.
Had something to do with glass if i recall…
If i was that French billionaire’s rival i’d just show up everywhere with Carmella Bing. And some of her friends.
It’s the feel good story of the year!
Yay, Salma!
Yay, Mexican babe who just left my store!
Ya’ll are gorgeous and we admire you.
Brunettes FTW!!