Sorry for the delay between posts; check back this weekend for awesome new content. UPDATE: Sorry about that — some travel mishaps kept me from getting online when I expected to.
FRIDAY: Wife Swap (ABC) — It’s the same thing every week, people. Literally. Every. F-cking. Week.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Fox) — …And You Shall Know This Show By Its Extremely Long Name.
Dollhouse (Fox) — Eliza Dushku and the other girls realize they have their own personalities, and therefore revolt, or something. I haven’t really watched the first six episodes.
Mistresses (BBC) — Women sleep with married guys. (season 2)
NUMB3RS (CBS) — An actual adult human being okayed the spelling of this show. All caps and letters. Hey Japan, go ahead and have your way with us on the education front.
SATURDAY: Women’s tennis (CBS) — C’monnnnnn hot chicks!
Pitch Black (USA) — Awesome B-movie featuring Vin Diesel. This movie can help you live your life more richly.
Animal Planet Dog Championships 2009 (Animal) — Your bitch finished LAST.
NCAA Final Four (CBS) — Didn’t pick the winners? Better break your own kneecaps before the mob gets to you.
Saturday Night Live (NBC) — Seth Rogen hosts. Naturally funny people appearing on the show = the show’s writers taking a week off. Prepare to be disappointed.
SUNDAY: Amazing Race (CBS) — Marginally intelligent Americans master the art of intercontinental travel.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC) — In a special two-hour edition, everything that happens in a one-hour episode gets stretched into two hours. Featuring Stevie Wonder as the guy who can’t see the improvements.
Kings (NBC) — You’re still not watching. This is totally gonna get canceled.
The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency (HBO) — Not as much as tits as I might like, but plenty of smarts and what the experts call “plot development” — if you’re into that sort of thing.