Sorry for the delay between posts; check back this weekend for awesome new content. UPDATE: Sorry about that — some travel mishaps kept me from getting online when I expected to.
FRIDAY: Wife Swap (ABC) — It’s the same thing every week, people. Literally. Every. F-cking. Week.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Fox) — …And You Shall Know This Show By Its Extremely Long Name.
Dollhouse (Fox) — Eliza Dushku and the other girls realize they have their own personalities, and therefore revolt, or something. I haven’t really watched the first six episodes.
Mistresses (BBC) — Women sleep with married guys. (season 2)
NUMB3RS (CBS) — An actual adult human being okayed the spelling of this show. All caps and letters. Hey Japan, go ahead and have your way with us on the education front.
SATURDAY: Women’s tennis (CBS) — C’monnnnnn hot chicks!
Pitch Black (USA) — Awesome B-movie featuring Vin Diesel. This movie can help you live your life more richly.
Animal Planet Dog Championships 2009 (Animal) — Your bitch finished LAST.
NCAA Final Four (CBS) — Didn’t pick the winners? Better break your own kneecaps before the mob gets to you.
Saturday Night Live (NBC) — Seth Rogen hosts. Naturally funny people appearing on the show = the show’s writers taking a week off. Prepare to be disappointed.
SUNDAY: Amazing Race (CBS) — Marginally intelligent Americans master the art of intercontinental travel.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC) — In a special two-hour edition, everything that happens in a one-hour episode gets stretched into two hours. Featuring Stevie Wonder as the guy who can’t see the improvements.
Kings (NBC) — You’re still not watching. This is totally gonna get canceled.
The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency (HBO) — Not as much as tits as I might like, but plenty of smarts and what the experts call “plot development” — if you’re into that sort of thing.
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I want to glaze Dushku’s love muffins with my man paste…..or “dude glue” if you prefer.
Really? I haven’t dug her since True Lies.
Dollhouse might be the second best show on television and nobody’s watching it. May every executive at FOX burn in a fiery pit of hellfire
So Mistresses is what? It’s on BBC so it’s educational? I should be watching shouldn’t I?
I can’t wait to see something homoerotic with Seth and Andy Samberg!
prayers answered
Holy shit you could not have been any more correct about SNL. I would rather watch my grandmother have an amateur abortion than see any of those sketches again.
Man this weekend’s awesome new content is awesome
Phenomenal Dollhouse ep on Friday = FOX cancellation within 2 weeks
Watched an episode of The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency this evening. It was harmless enough. Could have done with more rape, disease, warmongering, witchdoctoring and dinosaurs though, y’know, for authenticity.
I waited, and waited ALL WEEKEND Matt.
No new content.
If I wasn’t so desperately attached to your writing style I’d say we were through.
I would rape Eliza Dushku.
Sorry did I say rape? I meant sexually assault.