NCIS (CBS) — Someone at the Chicago Tribune actually declared “NCIS” addictive. Yes: a “JAG” spin-off, addictive. I don’t mean to burst anyone’s bubble, but CIS snoops actually wear these things called “uniforms.” Also, the Navy doesn’t have sassy pig-tailed goth forensic scientists. The show would be more realistic if the investigators were giant robots who turn into F/A-18s that do bombing runs in Baghdad in between solving crimes. (DON’T YOU STEAL MY IDEA, BRUCKHEIMER!!!)
Fringe (Fox) — “The X-Files 2.0, Starring Pacey and Lt. Daniels” returns from hiatus with a new episode after a one-hour “American Idol.”
Biggest Loser: Couples (NBC) — Holy hell, it’s a TWO-HOUR episode tonight. I like the irony of people sitting on their couches for two hours watching fat people lose weight.
90210 (CW) — Tonight’s episode directed by Jason Priestly. **crosses fingers** C’monnnnn nostalgic sideburns!
Real Housewives of New Jersey Preview (Bravo) — Here’s my preview: WOOF.
UFC Unleashed (Spike) — Some good fights here, including UFC 92′s Rashad Evans versus Forrest Griffin and a great knockout from Quinton “Rampage” Jackson. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Just go drink some Powerthirst.
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What, no love for the Rescue Me season premiere?
Aw, dammit. Meant to include Rescue Me but I forgot — the guide I use has all 30 of the HBOs and Showtimes, so sometimes I miss the premium cable stuff.
Biggest Loser is almost always doled out in super-sized 2-hour portions. Its like 2 Big Macs.
In a perfect world, having a neck tat would disqualify you for any indoor job.
I know the Navy guys wear uniforms. One’s a police man, one is an Indian chief, one’s a construction worker…
I’d hit it.
Jrod?
…a few toxic examples of why I abandonned commercial TV years ago: Moronic Numbskullery distilled to its purest, most brain-polluting essence. Dimwits On Parade–stay tuned–we’ll be back after all these incessant, idiotic messages…
If NCIS is a JAG – spin off, does that make it a…
… JAG-Off?
See what I did??
Yeah, yeah, yeah, “Everybody hates NCIS and Mark Harmon is old”. Whatever.
Meanwhile, I would anger bang the goth bitch and the Israeli skank so hard that their teeth would rattle right the fuck out of their head.
9 times out of 10 I’d fuck the Israeli chick, but based on those pics, advantage: goth.
Either way I still watched Fringe tonight…I can watch NCIS when they show a million episodes at a time in syndication
I read once that the goth chick character is based on real civilian who works for NCIS but I can’t find it again so maybe I’m wrong
Pauley Perrette is absolutely gorgeous! even if the show wasn’t that good i’d watch it just for her. and Mark Harmon looks better without the moustache too.
I’ve been railing against the whole NCIS concept for years. In my (second-hand) experience, NCIS was a defense attorney’s best friend – their incompetence often led acquittals. They are far more likely to execute an undercover drug buy poorly that stop terrorists. I often say that “Cable Company Customer Service” would be a more realistic heroic series. NCIS is full of ex-military (& some current) who are all excited they can let their hair grow & stop wearing uniforms (& play cop).
Um, sorry – rant over.
who gives a shit i’d walk bare foot over hot broken glass for 10 mins with abbey ( coz thats all i’d manage )