“What’s on Tonight” is what happens when I go through the TV guide and make fun of select listings. It is NOT the evening’s best or recommended programming. So please, quit bitching about your show not being on here.
The Beast (A&E) — It’s the season finale, and it looks like Patrick Swayze won’t be around next season. Ahem.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC) — Hector Elizondo guest-stars as… I dunno, somebody’s dad. Will he lose his mind and blast the heads off all the doctors with a shotgun? No, but that’s what it would take for me to watch.
Smallville (CW) — This show has been on for EIGHT YEARS, and it just got renewed for another season in February. So I have to ask: Who the F is watching this show? Who are you people? Where do you live? Have you considered hobbies?
Hell’s Kitchen (Fox) — Gordon Ramsay cooks for the final four. “You see? YOU &#@ing IDIOTS!! THIS is how you prepare a @#&ING meal! **clears throat** Would you care for more potatoes?”
Southland (NBC) — I really enjoy this show, and yet it’s done really well in the ratings so far. Which makes me question my judgment. Maybe it sucks and I just don’t realize it? Because I seriously doubt millions of people have taste.
I want more like this!
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