In what I sincerely hope is the final edition of “photos from that time the ShamWow guy beat up a hooker after she bit his tongue” (see part one here), The Smoking Gun today released police photographs of ShamWow pitchman Vince Schlomi, Sasha Harris (the prostitute he fought with), and the hotel room where their fisticuffs occurred. See the entire gallery at TSG, but I’ve got what I consider the highlights right here, including:
- Hey, is that blood in his hair? Why yes, yes it is.
- Delivery! Did someone order a bloody hooker handcuffed to a hospital bed?
- And look, she’s got blood in her hair, too! What a great couple!
- Bloody sheets AND discarded condoms? Looks like quite a party.
- Let he who hasn’t had his cell phone caked in dry blood throw the first punch at a hooker.
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i figured the shamWow guy could afford a cell phone from this decade, wheres the backpack battery? also covered in blood, im sure.
Bah, my bedroom looks like that at least once a month.
/favorite fetish got knocked out early in the KSK tournament.
Are those used condoms by the pillows?
nerd alert:
I think that’s the room phone.
He ain’t pretty no more!
“Hey hooker. Im only going to keep punching you in the face for about 20 minutes. I cant do this all night. You know my genes come from Germany so you know I can fuck you up real good and put you in a oven when Im done.”
She still looks sexy to me.
That first picture is freaking me out man.
ShamWow?
No.
ShamSad.
I think ShamWow dude is in his full rights to punch the everliving fuck out of someone who is trying to bite his tongue off.
Man, woman, hooker, priest. Anyone.
Who kisses hookers?
I thought all hookers had a “No mouth kissing” policy?
I thought that because when I was a hooker, the hooker union almost beat me to death after they found out I would charge an extra $10 for it.