Oh, how I wish this were his mug shot.
In the continuing saga of “Jack Bauer head-butted a fashion designer to protect Brooke Shields,” Kiefer Sutherland will surrender to police and face third-degree assault charges, according to the New York Daily News.
The actor will be issued a desk appearance ticket for the misdemeanor – meaning he won’t be jailed and will be free to travel before he’s arraigned. [...]
A friend told The News that Sutherland – who seemed to be channeling his “24″ alter ego Jack Bauerwhen he slammed his head into [Jack] McCollough’s at a SoHo nightspot – felt bad about the bizarre display.
“Kiefer is sorry it happened. Absolutely. It’s terribly regrettable,” the friend said.
Still, the friend insisted Sutherland lashed out inside SubMercer because McCollough, a designer for Proenza Schouler, bumped into actress Brooke Shieldsand didn’t apologize. “Kiefer was provoked,” the friend said.
Oh, he was provoked all right. By booze. Which only makes me love him more.