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I need that ring tone: A collection of commercials from Australia’s Hahn Super Dry beer.  If more commercials used the word “titties,” maybe I wouldn’t fast-forward through them so much.  [Gunaxin]

‘It can make an eagle make love to a bear’: The song that Will Ferrell was supposed to sing on the American Idol finale really is the best song ever written.  [Funny or Die]

Spoiler alert: it’s gonna kick ass: An in-depth review of the pilot for “V.”  I can’t wait stupid summer to be over so I can watch new TV shows.  Those three months of enjoying the weather outside and showing off my abs at the beach are always so tedious.  Yes, I work out.  Try not to stare, ladies.  [Televisionary]

I wanna be this guy’s friend: “Fond du Lac police continue a fruitless search for a man wearing an ape costume who has attempted to steal foam banana displays from inside local gas stations.” [JS Online]

Really? I kinda want a celebrity butt plug. Five sex products that allegedly shouldn’t exist.  I disagree.  [Banned in Hollywood]

We’re gonna need some more eyeliner: The CW is pairing “Supernatural” with “The Vampire Diaries” (or as I call it, “VD”) and promoting it with the tag line “Thursdays Go Goth.”  Half-price razor blades all night, fat chicks get in free.  [Sci Fi Wire]

If I could punch this video, I would: Spencer Pratt is apparently in a posse of some sort. [In Game Now]

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