WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: LAST ‘SCRUBS’ EVER?

That’s a big bottle of pills! LOL

Scrubs (ABC) — I’m still not sure why ABC felt it necessary to keep this alive after NBC dumped it, but the show’s future is up in the air with this season’s one-hour finale that will supposedly feature 50 previous guest stars.  Wait, does that mean someone gave Tara Reid work?

Lie to Me (Fox) — Mekhi Phifer guest-stars.  About a decade ago, I wrote an awful, awful punk song called “Lie to Me” (never shared with or performed by anyone), and now I get it stuck in my head every time someone brings up this show.

Tyra’s Next Top Tyra (CW) — “Tyra steps behind the camera this week to photograph the final four ladies … who are dressed as exotic birds.  But before the shoot can happen, the gals must rescue a stranded Tyra on their way to the Brazilian jungle.”  Real description.  Eventually the gravitational pull of her ego will destroy our solar system.

Gary Unmarried (CBS) — I can’t wait for this to be “Gary Un-air-ied.”  ZING!

Locked Up Abroad (NatGeo) — Because sometimes, the idea of going to an American prison just isn’t scary enough.  Tonight: “A nightclub promoter agrees to smuggle cocaine from Brazil to Hungary for some extra income, but he doesn’t make it out of South America.”  Ruh roh.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) — Amy Poehler, Gael Garcia Bernal, and — awesomely — The National.  Good enough to give Jimmy a chance?  Hmmmm…