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Michael J. Fox: Adventures of an Incurable Optimist (ABC) — Hey TV watchers! Is “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” not quite revoltingly saccharine enough? Then have I got the show for you!
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC) — The show airs its 100th episode tonight — I know, I know: it feels like there have been at least three thousand — and this may or may not be the night of the big “MerDer” wedding. Oh, I’ve got some MerDer for you. It’s just spelled a little differently.
Bones (Fox) — Apparently Emily Deschanel and David Bony-ass are finally gonna do it because she wants a baby or something? And Stewie from “Family Guy” shells out some advice? No, really. Forget it, Jake — it’s sweeps week.
Project Runway The Fashion Show (Bravo) — It’s exactly like “Project Runway,” only without Heidi Klum or Tim Gunn saying, “Make it work!”
30 Rock (NBC) — Alan Alda and Steve Buscemi guest-star. Yahoo’s got a list of the show’s unique slang, if that’s the sort of thing you’re into.
Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo) — In the season finale (please don’t renew please don’t renew), Patti tries to find a match for her first gay client. Hey, maybe he’d settle for a REALLY ugly woman. Great news, Patti!
MoCap, LLC (Spike) — This is one of the stranger things I’ve seen in a while. It’s a comedy about people who do motion-capture for video games, and it’s apparently written by people who did absolutely no research for it whatsoever. I can appreciate that. Watch the trailer below.