I don’t have kids, so I won’t pretend to know the lengths parents will go to in order to get their toddlers potty-trained and not have to change diapers any more. With that caveat out of the way, I’d like to say for the 600,000th time: Japan’s got some F’d up stuff, man. Allow me to break down this video:
So there’s this family of cats, right? And the baby cat’s tummy feels weird, so he and his parents gather in the bathroom for wee wee and poo poo time, where the sentient toilet is honored to accept his waste. Then they sing a song about crapping while the kid squeezes out a dancing turd, and he gets rewarded with the honor of wearing real pants like his dad wears. “Pants are comfortable,” he says. LIAR!