OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD. First of all, taking a classic clip from the 1982 after-school special Desperate Lives and mixing it with Keyboard Cat is a great idea. But then you get a minute into the video and think, “Where could this possibly go to last another four minutes?” And then your mind gets blown out the top of your skull like a geyser. [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
Yawn. Katie Holmes will be on “So You Think You Can Dance.” Still waiting for “So You Think You Can Escape the Prison of Scientology.” I would watch that show. [Us Magazine]
But I like vomiting! Twelve practical reasons weed is better than alcohol. I respectfully disagree, but that’s only because I’ve mastered the craft of drinking. [Hail Mary Jane]
You could do worse, I suppose. Bethenny Frankel is happily in love with a new guy. Eh, better him than me. [LIVE]
Craig Ferguson almost attempted suicide once. He didn’t even TRY to commit suicide? Bringing that up now is an even sadder plea for attention than actually attempting it. [NY Daily News]
Trumped by Keyboard Cat. This picture of a monkey cowboy riding a dog would have been the image to go with this post if I hadn’t witnessed the greatness above. [Yep Yep]
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I remember Craig talking about this on his show a year or so ago, he said he was on his way to commit suicide when the bartender offered him a free drink. He said he entered rehab shortly afterward figuring being diverted from suicide by the prospect of a free drink was probably a sign of alocholism
Yeah… Keyboard Cat is the reason the Internet was crated.
Just when you think Keyboard Cat is played out and co-opted by the likes Bill O’Liely, somebody gives him new life. As for the ending, it makes me wonder if Keyboard Cat is related to Toonces.
OMG….seriously Maneater would have been more appropriate. But still I hurt myself trying not to freak people out in my office.
Keyboard Cat I wish I could quit you.
Also, Darryl Hall is a creepy mother.
I loved it, It was much better than ‘play Chris Webber out keyboard cat’.
Im going to see it again and again.
Viva Keyboard Cat. If you’ve seen one Hall & Oates video you’ve fucking seen them all. They must have had a day’s rental and shot their entire 80s output worth on the exact same set.
They spent all of their video budget on mustache wax for Oates.
To be fair their budget did stretch to some some natty fedoras and raincoats in the “Private Eyes” video and some obligatory 80s dry ice in the “I Can’t Go For That”; or they’d set fire to the studio and weren’t leaving till they got their money’s worth.
/just spent the last half hour looking for a Hall & Oates video not shot in the same windowless black walled room. Didn’t find one.
I was gonna have keyboard cat playout ‘the loneliest runner’ but whats the point now.
Coming up on Anderson Cooper 360: Does Keyboard Cat encourage drug use? We’ll talk to two people with very different opinions on this subject – we’ve got Hall and Oates up next and we’re keeping them honest.
You magnificent bastard. I laughed so fucking hard I had tears streaming from my eyes. I hate you for making me happy. Even for a moment. Kill you all….
Is it just me, or are YouTube videos like Keyboard Cat waaaaaay better than anything you’ll find on TV?
If it wasn’t for sports I might just shitcan every TV in my house.
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Whoops got that backwards. Whatever.
Just give Keyboard Cat the Oscar right now. Make one up if necessary, I don’t care.
It’s amazing. Just like a virus becoming resistant to penicillin, the meme mutated to avoid irrelevance.
Frankly, I didn’t like how Hall & Oates was invading Keyboard Cat’s personal space. Oates looked especially poised to take off the blue shirt/pajamas/whatever from the cat and do something unnatural.
In any context, though, Oates looks like a pervy little loser.
Keyboard Cat is LEARNING….ADAPTING…
Keyboard Cat will become self-aware December 21, 2012. The Mayan Prophecy said so.
Kudos, Matt, for finding the best non-pornographic video on the whole interwebspace.
Keyboard Cat: Everyone’s doing it. Everyone who’s anyone, that is.
Two years later, Scotty Palmer would learn that he didn’t need coke to get a chick into bed…only a sweet beach house.
/Hardbodied
-oh, and thanks dad for leaving that videotape out where it was easy to find
Hey..
You all must have the attenion spans of goldfish to find this funny.
*HUCK*HYUCK*HUCK* I REMEMBER HALL & OATES TOO!!!! IS THAT HELEN HUNT IN THAT AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL!? WHOA I FEEL LIKE I’M IN A TIME MACHINE!!!
Serious folks, evolve please.
Thanks.
P.S. I like Keyboard Cat too. That’s the thing. It would’ve been funnier if you mixed something THAT ***KING MADE ANY SORT OF SENSE, like the episode of Alf where he makes the music video for Kate.
P.P.S. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE THE ALF VIDEO!!! I don’t care if the idea is stolen, I just don’t want you to make any further nauseating attempts at humor. Thanks again.
That is weird as heck.
the keyboard cat sadly has passed away but not before leaving some little ones behind
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did anyone notice how the bump changed fingers every time the showed her or him lol
Why was this taken down? I watch this brilliant video periodically to lift my spirits – Keyboard Cat, play me off.
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