I guess this clip is supposed to be from “Uzbekistan’s Got Talent” or wherever, and it is undeniably awesome in its lack of talent. Unfortunately, because I’m a wizened expert of the Internet, I have to call FAKE on this. Yup, you gotta wake up last night to pull one over on ol’ Matt. I don’t fall for anything. What do you mean, “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary? Seriously? Huh. I had no idea.
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I was with this hooker the other night and she totally didn’t want to charge me because she said I was the best she’s ever had, but you know, she’s gotta pay the bills.
Fake or not, that may be the greatest video I’ve ever seen that doesn’t involve Bree Olsen and a fist.
The Aristocrats!
So, you’re telling me that you CAN’T bring a deadly weapon to an audition? ‘Cause if that’s the case, I dunno how the hell I’ll gonna pass my job interview.
There is no video greater in existence than this clip–except for clips of Willard Scott on the Today’s show babbling incoherently in a dementia-based stupor.
Man, just like when El Guapo tries one of his new rifles by asking the guy on the hacienda roof to hold up his hat, sometimes the most predictable gags can be the best.
Move over “It’s gonna be hot, Charlotte”, this is my new favorite repeated video.