What’s that you say? You already saw Sacha Baron Cohen’s ass lowered into Eminem’s face on FilmDrunk? And I already did an MTV Movie Awards post? So I should have put this video in with the one I did earlier?
Yup, you’re right. But this at least lets you know that I’m back online and working. Not trying, per se, but at least going through the motions. Kind of like you at your job. Or your wife in bed.



If only Larry Craig would have thought of posing as an Austrian TV reporter, he could have had all the gay sex he ever wanted.
I don’t know why Eminem was so pissed off – his homeland of Detroit is full of gay Germans aching for a refreshing salad tossing.
Fans of Eminem, and Sacha Baron Von Ribenwhatever, have taken over for me where Jagermeister left off. Fans of any of the three are best avoided.
and it STILL can’t be viewed outside of the good ol us of a. put some fucking effort into it, boy. you’ve only got 10 readers, you may as well try to impress them.