TED DANSON RULES

Here’s a “Cheers”-era Ted Danson reading a bunch of cheesy lines that men say to women in order to get laid.  And he has a whole a book of them!  Man, I want that book.  I need that book.  Girls just aren’t responding to me when I tell them they have great hips for breeding.  They just walk away, and I yell “great hips for breeding CATTLE!” and moo at them.  Then I lick my finger and make a SSSSS sound to let them know that they got burned.  Then I’m like, “High-five?  Anyone?  Whatever, this library sucks anyway.”

[Everything is Terrible]