Here is everything that happened at the MTV Movie Awards last night: Eminem walked out after Sacha Baron Cohen put his ass in Eminem’s face, and Twilight won everything. And when Twilight wasn’t winning something, the audience was screaming for someone in Twilight. Watching the entire show was an excellent way to get dumber.
While I’d prefer to not say anything positive about the show, there were a few bright moments thanks to host Andy Samberg. The video above is a solid digital short featuring Will Ferrell that pokes fun at the way movie characters walk away from explosions without looking back, and I’ve got a couple more not-bad clips after the jump. Watch everything here, and you’ll be able to have an informed opinion without having wasted two hours of your life. You win!
LeAnn Rimes, Chris Isaak, and Forrest Whitaker sing a Lonely Island medley:
Samberg’s spoof of the new Twilight movie:
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I’d rather have an uninformed opinion, and I won’t have to waste even a few minutes of my life.
The MTV Awards sucked!
There. See how that works?
I really tried to watch this shit, but outside the clips above, it wasn’t even funny.
Actually, watching Eminem act like a bitch and storm out was rather funny. Then I flipped back to Deadliest Warrior in time to watch the IRA fuck up the Taliban. I’m kind of surprized the Taliban guys didn’t just strap explosives to their chests and blow everyone up.
So wait the clips above are funny. Glad I stopped watching MTV in 1992.
It’s nice to see Eminem getting pissy at a human these days instead of a plastic dog puppet.
I miss Kennedy
The Bruno/Eminem sketch should have been called “Relevancy.”
And now I’m completely irrelevant. Thank you MTV for tarnishing all credibility I reclaimed after Phenomenon.
Watch everything here, and you’ll be able to have an informed opinion without having wasted two hours of your life.
Why would I want that?
That guy at WWTDD hates Andy, but you love him.
Do you guys ever get into heated arguments about this, that suddenly erupt into someone getting a hate BJ?
Watch everything here, and you’ll be able to have an informed opinion without having wasted two hours of your life
Yes, you’ll only have to waste 8 minutes instead
Yes, you’ll only have to waste 8 minutes instead
Ah, but you’ll have wasted those 8 minutes AT WORK.
you know what, just fuck you, man. if you’re not even gonna try then i’m not, either.