Today in metaphors: your TV’s clogged again.
According to Jim (ABC) — Series finale. This show was on for eight years. Eight. Eight years. Two presidential terms. That’s not one, not two, but FIVE more seasons than “Arrested Development” got. Why? Because there’s no god, that’s why.
I’m a Celebrity… Knife Me in the Spleen! (NBC) — It wasn’t easy, but I managed to ignore the “Spencer and Heidi quit after one episode” story until now. Why was it hard? Because Spencer actually said this line on TV: “This cast is devaluing our fame!”
Inside the Obama White House: Brian Williams Reports (NBC) — OOOHHH!!! It’s like “The West Wing” but with a black guy!
Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern (Travel) — Hmmmm, I wonder if Zimmern will eat male genitalia tonight? Yahoo: “He tastes everything from juicy cheese worms to bull balls soup.” Business as usual.
Women Behind Bars (ABC) — I don’t know whether this is about female inmates or bartenders, but I like it either way.