20/20 (ABC) — Just days ago, Barbara Walters interviewed several people closest to Farrah Fawcett, including Ryan O’Neal, Jaclyn Smith, and best friend Alana Stewart. The show will also include clips from previous Fawcett-Walters interviews. Another acceptable tribute? Staring longingly at her old pictures.
Penn & Teller: Bullsh-t (Showtime) — Penn & Teller go around exposing fakery in everything from televangelists to alleged environmentally friendly products. Might be interesting, but it could use a little less Penn & Teller.
Burn Notice (USA) — I forget to DVR this every week. I’m pretty terrible at the TV-watching part of my job.
Samantha Who? (ABC) — Or as non-viewers call it, “Samantha what now?” Show returns from hiatus tonight.
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) — Two of the final 16 get voted off. Watch for Mary Murphy to use some hackneyed catchphrase from the pop culture graveyard. She’s like the crazy aunt you don’t want to sit next to at Thanksgiving, but with more Botox.
River Monsters (Discovery) — If they don’t have an episode about the Amazonian fish that swims up your peehole, I’ll be massively disappointed.
NBA Draft (ESPN) — It’s like the NFL draft, but even MORE boring! Thanks ESPN!