I have to be offline for a little while I get ready to pop out of the casket at Michael Jackson’s memorial service (spoiler alert!), so I figured now would be a good time to re-visit the video of Jackson and Brett Ratner dancing in the car to R. Kelly’s “Ignition” (previously seen on FilmDrunk last November). Let that sink in: Brett Ratner + Michael Jackson + R. Kelly. That, my friends, is a scene that just oozes with the tears of repressed memories of child molestation. ALLEGED child molestation, ha ha! Suck on that, lawyers!
Anyway, rest in peace, King of Pop. May Brett Ratner never be remembered so fondle-y. FONDLY, I mean. Freudian slip.
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I’d honestly rather get molested by Michael Jackson than be stuck in a car with Brett Ratner. Every two blocks you have to stop at KFC.
0:46 gaaahhhh
I imagine a different part of the trip included this conversation:
Ratner: So, Michael, what do you think about the accusations that R. Kelly had sex with, and pissed on, an underage girl?
MJ: That’s hideous and disgusting.
Ratner: I know, right?
MJ: Yeah…Girls (shudders).
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man, he made thriller… THRILLER (runs off and bursts into virtual tears)
“If just 1 little black boy dips himself in clorox, it was… all worth… it… *croak*” -MJ
Still better than Rush Hour 3
Why, just why?