Aw man, the one night I don’t watch Conan, and they go and air another segment with “Tonight Show” associate producer Jordan Schlansky. This is a follow-up to last week’s episode where Conan talked to Schlansky about finding a new apartment; in this episode, they go out and have realtors show them different properties. It lacks some of the hilarity of the previous segments, but it still features Conan telling Schlansky things like:
“I could taser you in the throat.”
“He’s toilet-trained by Gianni Versace.”
“If I had a balloon filled with acid, I would throw it at you right now.”
This is quickly becoming my favorite double act in history (not the best, merely my favorite). I just really like how far to the extreme each goes in his role as the straight man/funny man. They’re like Abbott and Costello for the reality TV era. Except, y’know, Abbott’s gay.
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I really thought that they would “send” Triumph to the Goodell/Vick reinstatement press conference. That would have been gold.
“You can go into the closet, or come out of the closet, anytime.”
It’s funny to see Conan play a complete dick for once, since he’s perennially the nice guy.
The “drawers sliding off” line was great.
Sorry you dont find this funny, Mr. “I went to Northwestern Damn it!!”
Irrelevant.
As my good deed of the day, I’d like to recommend young Jordan’s Twitter feed: nbcschlansky. Is it real? Irrelevant!