Man, I’m glad I was a kid before Barney was on. Apparently that big purple dinosaur taught kids a lot more than I ever expected. Like in this clip, “brushing your teeth” looks suspiciously like fellatio — something that eight-year-old boys aren’t supposed to be good at (exceptions: Catholic church, Thailand). Note the gargle at the end of the clip — you don’t even see porn stars with that kind of enthusiasm. Well, not female ones, anyway.
Today’s revelation: Barney’s “I Love You, You Love Me” is a song about group sex with children. Perv.
(thanks to flubby for the tip)
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“fellatio — something that eight-year-old boys aren’t supposed to be good at (exceptions: Catholic church, Thailand)”
I would add Boy Scouts to that list of exceptions
Apparently, that was also a demonstration in the vigorous yet subtle art of rubbing balls. (:25-:28)
Barney still gives me nightmares. I’d like to see a “where are they now” for those kids on the show.
To think Selena Gomez started off in Barney…
i’m sorry but this doesn’t really bother me due to the fact that a child shouldn’t know the “suck a cock” motion. this seems pretty harmless since i know that my mind is in the gutter and a little kid is still pure.
I agree with jerome, except I watched this with the sexual act in mind and it didn’t even really remind me of it.
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You’re a pervert. The kid is clearly just brushing his teeth. Sheesh.
Fuckin Genius
When you have a dirty mind, everything you see will remind you of sex in some way. Do you giggle every time you buy vegetables?
HAHAHA Vegetables