In this deleted scene, Judd Nelson’s character demonstrates what would later be known as “the Buffalo Bill”
Sigh. This summer’s upcoming installation of “Big Brother” will put the housemates on teams according to their status in high school. Let’s go to the press release:
The House Guests will be shocked to learn that they will be playing the game in one of four familiar high school cliques – popular, athletes, brainiacs and off beats. They will compete for food, safety from eviction and luxury prizes as part of their clique.
It’s a good thing they separated the popular people from the athletes — those groups never get along! Oh, why can’t the starting quarterback ever find an attractive girl to date?
“You may have graduated, but the truth is we never leave high school [WRONG. Die. -Ed.] and this summer we are going to prove it,” says Allison Grodner, Executive Producer of BIG BROTHER. “From the brains to the jocks to the off-beat, everyone will be able to identify to one of these cliques, giving the viewers a group to root for and against from the very beginning. The division will cause instant drama.”
Sweet. What every productive member of society grows to realize is that high school is a source of angst — even for the most popular kids — because it unfairly shoehorns complex individuals into overly simplistic boundaries. But that’s CBS for you. CBS is the popular kid who made fart noises during class and tripped smaller kids in the hallway. Whatever, man, he doesn’t need to pass stupid-ass algebra. His dad owns a dealership.
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If CBS is the popular kid, NBC is the one that taped Larry Lester’s buns together to impress his old man..
I supposed I belonged to the beat-off group in HS.
Wha … off-beat you say? Close enough.
“Off-beat” means fag, right?
I thought Anthony Michael Hall sat on the other side of the aisle, in front of Ally Sheedy. Hmmm.
Networks will not be satisfied until a crappy 80′s teen movie spontaneously erupts on live television. The producers better keep a “Best of Kenny Loggins” CD handy, just in case one of the loser kids/contestants stands up to the bully, and wins the heart of the head cheerleader.
Anyone else ever hit “pause” and jack it to the upskirt scene? Yeah, me neither.
**File–>New Tab–>www.youtube.com–>Breakfast Club upskirt Molly Ringwald**
What if you were a popular athletic brainiac?
My bros call me Skeeter!
Watching this show will hurt my brain like eight bitches on a bitch boat.
@UU – There were very few of us.
Needs more Zabka
Smoke up, Johnny!
it’s ’cause hollywood IS an extension of high school, and everyone’s trying to convince everyone else that they weren’t the geek that got pantsed, trash-canned, or humiliatingly pummeled in front of cheerleaders while strung from their jock-strap. this does NOT come from experience. really. no, really.
“..we never leave high school”
This is true. I am 26 years old and I am standing outside of a high school right now. I am protesting for them to let me try out for the JV football team. I finally have enough bulk on me to fit into a cup and now I cant fucking use it? Fuck that.