I’ve watched some awful reality shows, but few are as dull, contrived, and unwatchable as “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated” (off the top of my head, only “Living Lohan” springs up as worse). That said, I have to give E! some credit for this scene, in which Denise and friends go to a secluded beach so they can sunbathe topless. And then E! shows boobs. Real, actual non-National Geographic boobs on basic cable. It’s just as enjoyable as Denise’s role in Wild Things, only without the gratuitous sex and ten years later and no implants. And less of a plot. And worse acting.
Okay, so it’s atrocious and a complete waste of your time, but still: boobs. On basic cable. I guess that’s okay now? I sure hope so. It could make “The Hills” almost watchable.
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This is a true watershed moment in TV history. Wait … that’s not water.
I call your “Living Lohan” and raise you “Taradise”
I’m confused, did this actually happen on E or was it some web only clip. Because I’ve found it’s significantly easier to find boobies on the interwebs. But this is only my preliminary report, I’ll have to do more research on the whole boobies/internet phenom I’ve discovered.
Holy crap … I was expecting your standard nipple-slip, but that was some awesome full-on boobage.
I only hope they won the battle with the censors by arguing that fake boobs don’t count as boobs. In other news, Pam Anderson’s agent is on line 1.
Won’t somebody please think of the children?
What a time to be alive.
Reality TV is so awesome. It’s so real that we’re pretending to not have cameramen around us pointing their lenses at our tits and instead pretend it’s really quiet and then get pissed off when a paparrazzi tries to take pics of our tits from very far away. The tits we just showed to national television. Yay reality!
What’s the big deal, it’s not like she said blow job on live tv.
What would have gave me a boner that would have cut glass 10 years ago only caused a small twitch today.
@wehavehair
I see your “Taradise” and raise you “Britney & Kevin: Chaotic”
boobs on basic cable, also known as Fox and Friends.
@La Schmoove and wehavehair, I’m all in with “The Anna Nicole Show”
Upstate Underdog FTW
UU, I’ll call with The View.
You people are aware of a little show called “Kendra” right?
Some poker term and… “Hey Paula.”
ThHe one It’s complicated I watched featured this scene with her at the beach with her girlfriends trying to sunbathe topless when the photogs arrived. This is E! digginf up old footage to create a buzz. Nice work.
“we just want to have a vacation in private” she says.
So one camera is okay but two cameras is too much? Why is she upset? I don’t understand. Dumb people
Four topless women at the beach and one guy, how the hell could this scenario not lead into a porn moment?