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GREAT MOMENTS IN OWNAGE: JACK BAUER

Written by Matt Ufford / 07.28.09

I have a new favorite YouTube series.  “Great Moments in Ownage” combines speed metal with overlooked badassery in TV and movies.  They’re created by an Onion A.V. Club commenter known as Zodiac Motherf-cker, “the master of ALL CAPS.” And they rock so hard your face will melt when you watch them. It’s like bathing in hot steel.

Above, Jack Bauer wrecks some people on “24″ with what Zodiac deems a “CLASSIC F-CKING OWNING.”  Below are two more of my favorites, with all-caps notations.

ACID, BITCH!

DON’T MAKE COLIN FARRELL IRON THIS BABY:

(thanks to @edsbs)

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Matt Ufford posted

"GREAT MOMENTS IN OWNAGE: JACK BAUER"

  1. 07.28.09 at 11:49 am
    Upstate Underdog

    I totally air guitared to that shit.

  2. 07.28.09 at 11:57 am
    Enrico Pallazzo

    If only Jack would kill Kim…

  3. 07.28.09 at 12:24 pm
    Farthammer

    /pounds Amp energy drink

    //pours Axe body spray down pants

  4. 07.28.09 at 2:09 pm
    The Comish

    /sings “Tiny Bubbles” with his all male a capella group

    /might not be clear on the concept

  5. 07.28.09 at 3:03 pm
    Needs More Cheerleaders

    What movie is that Colin Farrell clip from?

  6. 07.28.09 at 3:45 pm
    Daniel

    Pride & Glory…MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 07.28.09 at 4:58 pm
    J

    Don’t forget ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER’s amazing Twitter: [twitter.com]

  8. 07.28.09 at 8:38 pm
    JAFO

    Music in the ’24′ clip was Burn the Priest. Lamb of God before they were Lamb of God. Good stuff. Almost as metal as LASER GUITAR WOLVES!!!

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