Hey everybody, big news! A former teen starlet you don’t really care about is joining a show you don’t watch! Get ready for Hilary Duff to join the cast of “Gossip Girl”! OMG I can’t wait!
The actress-designer-pop chanteuse will play Olivia Burke, a movie star who enrolls at NYU in search of a traditional college experience. She ends up rooming with Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) so it’s safe to say she’ll be majoring in Drama! [LOL! -Ed.]
Awww, it’s so cute when acting lightweights like the guy from “Entourage” (Adrienne something?) and Hilary Duff get cast as big-time movie stars. Look at the small-time actor pretending to big-time! You’re so cute! Yes you are! Mommy, can I keep it? “No, honey. They make terrible pets. They’re self-absorbed and rarely house-trained.”
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Duff needs to show some muff.
I’d be more impressed if it was Hillary Fudd.
@Kid Presentable: I’d like to crack open a tall frosty Fudd right now. (Nice avatar synergy, BTW)
I don’t like Fudd. Tartar Control Duff for me all the way.
Also, I’ll watch the season finale of Gossip Girl…I heard there will be an hour of non-stop scissoring.
Speaking of scissoring, did anyone watch that Leighton Meester sex tape? Was it any good?
If you want an upgrade, might I suggest Red Tick Beer.
@UU: I’m convinced that if the pants come off Hillary Duff, we’re going to find a penis down there.