Kendra Wilkinson, star of E!’s “Kendra” and former indentured sex servant, will be writing her memoirs. My proposed title: The Old Man and the C-cups.
“The memoir will be a humorous, relatable, fish-out-of-water tale that captures the spirit of one of the most beloved Playboy cover models in history,” says the [press] release.
Adds Jennifer Bergstrom of Simon Spotlight Entertainment: “Kendra is so genuine and funny that her memoir is sure to be unique, refreshing, and a reflection of the woman so many people have fallen in love with.”
It will also be written in crayon. Can’t wait. I look forward to reading how many different ways “Then I got naked and jiggled my boobs” can be expressed in prose. America fell in love with Kendra for her eloquence, after all. She’s like William F. Buckley with tits.
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“Kendra is so genuine and funny that her memoir is sure to be unique, refreshing, and a reflection of the woman so many people have
fallen in love withmasturbated to.”This book was better when it was called “Lolita.”
Finally! A Hemingway to match wits with Lauren Conrad’s Faulkner.
Less writing more writhing.
@Tracer Bullet: This version’s called Holita.
All Quiet on the Western Cunt.
Can’t wait to find this for $2 in the Bargain Baskett.
Jonathan Lethem will be her ghostwriter. They can call it The Whoretress of Prostitute.
You forgot to put the word ‘writing’ in quote marks
The Tramp Also Rises
Slutterhouse Five.
Gravity’s Bimbo.
Portnoy’s Cum Paint
The Geisha Memoirs.
War and Piece
War and Piece
Whore and Piece, if you will.
A Seperate Piece of Ass
American Ho.
*Separate
Love in the Time of Chlamydia.
The Day Of The Lo-cunts.
+1 AEVC
Donkey Hottie
All Over Tits, ghost-written with Charles Dickensider
The WWII classic, Snatch-22.
The World According to My Gap
The Cunt for Miss October
Tom Voyeur
The Old Man and the C-word
A Clockwork Whore-ange
The Naked and the Dead
/memoir about life with Hef
//no title change necessary
///and…I’m spent
Ho Country for Old Man
The Lion, the Witch, and My Infectious Crabs Wridden Vagina.
/no one will see this.
A Tale of Two Titties
The Old Man and My 30C’s would have made me spit on the keyboard.