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America’s Ten Hottest Child-Molesting Teachers. Pedo Bear’s working on getting his teaching certificate as we speak.  [Bro Bible]

U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A! Ricky Gervais says that American televised comedy is better than the U.K.’s.  Also: Saturday’s the anniversary of us kickin your ass!  And our country’s BIGGER!  High fives all around!  [Guardian UK]

Yup, that’s a burn. A searing open letter to “Entourage” fans.  (By the way, there’s a new promo for “Entourage.”  Try and guess if it has anything to do with their lives being fabulous and fun and easy.)  [Videogum]

I NEED MO-AH BUTTONS! There’s a new promo for “Project Runway,” and the only way the highlight could be any better is if Christopher Walken said it.  [Best Week Ever]

‘Ha-ha! Your medium is dying.’ As newspapers cut television critics, television critics are more important than ever before, argues television critic.  [Washington Post]

This guy gets laid all the time. At Sea World. After the jump, a video that’s been making me laugh for two days now.  [College Humor]