Anne Heche went on Letterman Wednesday night, ostensibly to promote “Hung” on HBO. But she also had enough time to say how much she hated her ex-husband, and how she’s happy she divorced him, and how she doesn’t want to see him, and how all he does is just collect alimony checks, and by the way nobody should ever get married because marriage didn’t work for her.
Hey, I get it. Divorce is hard. But a nationally televised late-night talk show is probably not the best forum to vent. And I absolutely cannot STAND people who think that their experience translates across all of humanity. “Oh, you absolutely CAN’T have kids before the age of thirty. Dan and I waited until we were 32 and it’s been perfect.” How self-centered and ignorant do you have to be to think that what’s right for you is right for everyone? Get bent, Anne Heche. And take your spaceship with you.
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Also, Hung sucks.
Isn’t that the chick who married Ellen DeGeneres?
Top 5 list of women I’d like to hate-fuck
5. Sarah Palin
4. Kate Gosselin
3. Heidi Montag
2. Your Mom
and the new #1
1. Anne Heche!!
Congradulations, Anne!
Someone used Anne Heche for her celebrity and money despite not really being in love with her?
Somewhere Ellen Degeneres just chuckled heartily (into Portia de Rossi’s cooch).
Her marriage didn’t work probably because she thought she was a lesbian before she realized that Hollywood doesn’t like chicks who look like Casper the friendly bull-dyke.
Oh and the fact that her selective lesbianism ended when she couldn’t get roles she wanted. I’m sure that had nothing to do with her marriage ending.
/Fuck you Anne Heche
She won’t do anal, so pass.
Someone tell Anne not to watch 16 and Pregnant. Actually, tell everyone you know not to watch that shit.
so really this ex-lesbian had a hard time with marriage? so since being married to a man didn’t work and married to a woman didn’t work, maybe its you ann… maybe its you.
If you’re that much of a c*nt, your ex deserves some compensation for putting up with your whiny ass for so long.
Insulting the fact taht he plays soccer on national television? I can’t begin to imagine how soul-crushing that devil woman is in a marriage. Oddly, this explains how she got her role in Hung.
Schmoove, why do you hate my mom?
La Schmoove – Kate Gosslin’s had 8 kids. 8. That vag has gotta be more wide open than Paula Abdul’s schedule.