Here’s the theme song and opening credits of “Full House” set to an earthquake destroying the Golden Gate Bridge. It gives me great pleasure, as “Full House” was the TV show that taught me how to hate TV shows. Although I would have liked to see the Tanner family in more intimate detail. I can’t be the only one who wants to see Joey Gladstone decapitated by a flying metal cable or little Michelle burned alive in her car seat. C’mon, who doesn’t love dead babies? I mean, besides the United Nations Commission Against Dead Babies. But whatever, those guys are lame.
I want more like this!
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