Noted attractive person Megan Fox will host the season premiere of “Saturday Night Live” this fall, and she is reportedly already working on a digital short with Andy Samberg, according to an “insider” who writes statements exactly like a PR flack:
“Megan is psyched to have gotten this opportunity,” the insider tells Life & Style. “She has a lot of surprises in store for the audience. This is the perfect opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills, as she’s launching her new movie Jennifer’s Body [on Sept. 18].”
Megan has been brushing up on her comedy by doing a digital short with funnyman Andy Samberg, the insider adds. [L&S]
I think a good idea for a skit would be MEGAN FOX USING A DILDO to hit Seth Meyers in the head, or maybe a MEGAN FOX LESBIAN SCENE where the female cast members have crushes on her, or possibly MEGAN FOX DEEP-THROATING A CUCUMBER. I guess none of those are particularly funny, but screw you, my Google page ranking just went way up.
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Samantha Fox must be so proud of her daughter.
Heh… “insider”.
“comedic skills”? HAHA.
In 10 years (give or take): Megan Fox was so talented, smart, opinionated, and articulate a while ago. What happened to her? She’s such a cunt now…
I guess none of those are particularly funny, but screw you, my Google page ranking just went way up.
All that cock talk probably helped it, too.
Megan Fox suffocating Kenan Thompson would be a nice sketch.
Dear Lord, please let there be a boobie slip live on SNL in the season premiere. Amen.
Oh, and let it be Megan Fox….not Fred Armisen portraying Megan Fox. Amen.
Its a pity Chris Kattan isn’t on the show. Its pretty funny to watch him fall over backwards when the show would host hot chicks. Norm MacDonald told alot of funny stories about him on Howard Stern.
Fred Armisen is good at what exactly?
This guy couldn’t get a laugh out of a 9 year old boy on ‘shrooms looking at scat porn. He fucking sucks okay?
He is NOT AMUSING.