Ryan Jenkins, one of the supposed millionaires on VH1′s “Megan Wants a Millionaire,” has been declared a person of interest in the murder of the woman with whom he was involved (not Megan Hauserman, unfortunately). Jasmine Fiore, a bikini model who allegedly married Jenkins in Las Vegas after they met at a strip club, was found inside a suitcase in a Dumpster in Buena Park, California after she was strangled to death. Oh I know, it’s hard to believe that a woman named Jasmine was in a strip club. And that a man with a carefully groomed goatee might murder someone.
She was first reported missing by Jenkins on Saturday night. We’re told the Buena Park PD has been trying unsuccessfully to contact him and fear he may be on the run. A police official told us they fear the 32-year-old Jenkins, a resident of Calgary, may be fleeing to Canada. As the official put it, “It’s suspicious.” [TMZ]
Holy crap, this story is a massive combination of every joke I’ve ever told. It’s at the center of my comedic Venn diagram. Well, not the exact center. There’s no rape involved. Not unless Jenkins goes to prison, anyway.
I want more like this!
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