This isn’t exactly TV-related, but today’s boring so you’re getting video of Winkers™, the pants that make pictures on your ass wink (patent pending!). Please stick around at least until the 2:20 mark of the video. I promise you that you haven’t really lived until you’ve seen an owl face printed on the back of someone’s jeans. It’s almost as pleasurable as having a real owl in your ass. Whatever, don’t judge me. Only God and forest rangers can do that.
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It’s almost as pleasurable as having a real owl in your ass.
Is that you, Steve Irwin?
This ad(?) is about three-and-a-half minutes longer than it needed to be. I want to know who thinks this is a great idea after that long. They will be added to a special list.
Hey, you know what that pudgy chick needs? She needs something to draw more attention to the fact that those jeans make her ass look fat!! I’m gonna be rich, RICH I tell you!!
I almost want to get in touch with this guy just to see what sort of business model he has. If it’s of similar quality to the music and videography, it’s hard to see how he can go wrong..
I’m sad for bill_023232@yahoo.com for he doesn’t know a woman with a nice ass.
The search is over — pants fine enough to be adequately matched with the mind-blowing Keyboard Cat t-shirt.
Our local tv station had the creator of Winkers since he lives up here (never so embarrassed to live in Seattle). Dirty old balding bearded hippy man. Says he got the idea while looking at women and said they looked like they were winking at him.
/Facepalm
More like Stinkers! High Five!