This isn’t exactly TV-related, but today’s boring so you’re getting video of Winkers™, the pants that make pictures on your ass wink (patent pending!). Please stick around at least until the 2:20 mark of the video. I promise you that you haven’t really lived until you’ve seen an owl face printed on the back of someone’s jeans. It’s almost as pleasurable as having a real owl in your ass. Whatever, don’t judge me. Only God and forest rangers can do that.