
TCM Summer Under the Stars: Audrey Hepburn (TCM) — It’s a full day of Audrey Hepburn movies. Noticeably absent: the wildly overrated Breakfast at Tiffany’s and the outstanding Charade. My favorite Audrey movie, Roman Holiday, airs at 10:30 Eastern (check local listings).
More to Love (Fox) — Remember when this show had buzz? Two weeks ago? Yeah, that’s over now.
NYC Prep (Bravo) — Season finale, thank God. Has this been renewed? I can’t remember if I read that somewhere or if it was just a bad dream.
Better Off Ted (ABC) — Back-to-back episodes tonight. And while ABC execs are laying out some nice confident platitudes about the show, I’d really prefer it if they gave it a consistent time slot and devoted some advertising to it.
30 Best & Worst Beach Bodies (E!) — Don’t you ever change, E!
Sports Soup (Vs.) — Judging by the proliferation of humorous sports blogs, there’s definitely a market for this show. And ‘The Soup” is pretty good, so this should be good, right? Nope, it sucks. How did that happen? Writing modestly funny sports content is one of the easiest jobs on the planet. Believe me, I did it for over two years.



‘Sports Soup’ needs more rape jokes.
For my sins, I find NYC Prep incredibly watchable. At least if they renew it the cast will have to change b/c vengeful Manhattanites will disappear the current tools.
“My favorite Audrey movie, Roman Holiday, airs at 10:30″
How in God’s name are you not gay, Ufford?
It’s Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant. Shit was too classy to be gay back then.
Gregory Peck, not Cary Grant.
Charade wasn’t that great. Ever seen Two for the Road? Best AH movie. Just saw Robin and Marian in which she gets pimp smacked by Sean Connery. Those were different times.
Jaberwocky FTW
Gregory Peck, not Cary Grant.
I plead temporary retardation.
“How in God’s name are you not gay, Ufford?”
There is nothing gay about liking Audrey Hepburn. She was, quite possibly, the most desirable woman of the 20th century. She makes it worthwhile to sit through what would otherwise be unbearable movies.
“Roman Holiday” is a pretty great movie. I guess it is gay though; I mean, no explosions? THAT SHIT IS GAY YO, LET’S GO WATCH ENTOURAGE.