True Blood (HBO) — Evan Rachel Wood FINALLY makes an appearance. She’s the only vampire on the show who doesn’t need makeup to achieve the requisite paleness. Also pictured above: Deborah Ann Woll as my girlfriend.
Mad Men (AMC) — This episode promises some Jane versus Joan cattiness (yay!) plus some more issues with Grandpa living in the Drapers’ house. I can do without the Grandpa story line. Should’ve just sent him to the nursing home. My children are totally going to let me die alone, by the way.
Daytime Emmy Awards (CW) — These were headed for a cable broadcast until the CW “saved” them. Why, I don’t know. I don’t pretend to care, and neither should you.
Being Human (BBC America) — Season finale. Stop me if you’ve heard this one: “A ghost, a werewolf, and a vampire live in a house…” No really, that’s the premise. Spoiler: they stop being polite and start getting real.
Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder (Comedy Central) — Two-hour special in which — **reads synopsis** — eh, the usual hijinks.
Tool Academy (VH1) — Season 2 premiere. Once again, narcissistic cheating douchebags have been tricked into personality rehab by their moronically faithful girlfriends. I prefer to pretend these people don’t exist.
Sunday Night Football: Bears at Broncos (NBC) — The ongoing implosion of the Broncos under new coach Josh McDaniels might be the single most delightful story of the offseason. Watch as new Bears QB Jay Cutler picks apart his former team, and cross your fingers in the hope that ex-Bear Kyle Orton can throw another left-handed interception in the end zone.
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I can’t tell which I’m rooting for more: The open and nationally televised embarrassment of the Bronco Organization or the open and nationally televised embarrassment of Jay Cutler.
Regardless, Donk fans are going to be pissed about some aspect of the game, mark my words. That fills me with sweet buttery glee, and I could use some considering the retardary yesterday in Oakland.
Everybody who reads this blog better watch Into The Wild Green Yonder. It is by far the best of the Futurama movies. Hell, it’s the only one that wasn’t a disappointment. Take it from me, a long-time fan of the show, this one has heart.
I’d suggest a drinking game where you take a shot for every stupid play Orton or Cutler makes, but I can’t afford that much Hudson Baby Bourbon
Punch, I’ll be perfectly honest, under the previous regime I probably would be getting pissed about something or saying we got a raw deal. However, with McDaniels there I’ve come to expect the worst and in all honesty, I hope the wheels come off quickly, the sooner to get McDouche out of here… Oh FML…
If only there were some way that Josh McDaniels’ ineptitude could reflect poorly on the Patriots retroactively.
@FistfulOAwesome: I make a point of being blackout drunk the first time I watch each episode of Futurama (including the movies). That way, when I watch them a second time, all the jokes are new to me!
/Thought Bender’s Big Score was the best so far. Can’t really remember Wild Green Yonder (see above).
@Zack:
Good Strategy! I think my Dad’s been using it for his life in general.
Check out ITWGY tonight. This second time you should be able to appreciate how right it got everything. The plotting isn’t schizophrenic like the first two, the jokes aren’t all juvenile like the middle two, it actually uses the characters rather than bumping then down to 1 or 2-dimensional versions of themselves (this is mostly true of the second and third ones), and the story is beautifully Sci-Fi with a very touching ending.
That sixth season can’t come soon enough (a recent letter by series creators David X. Cohen and Matt Groening states that the sixth season should start airing by June 2010).
If only there were some way that Josh McDaniels’ ineptitude could reflect poorly on the Patriots retroactively.
His Li’l Belichick outfit last night came close. He looked ADORABLE!